Today is National Drink Wine Day

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn) 02/18/2016 at 12:14 • Filed to: national drink wine day

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It is also National Crab Stuffed Flounder Day and National Battery Day. (No, really, I can’t make this stuff up.) So, go drink a glass of wine with a plate of stuffed flounder (riesling or chardonnay will pair nicely), then go check the batteries in your smoke detector. But be careful on that ladder.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > ttyymmnn 02/18/2016 at 12:16

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No really, they do just make this stuff up...

ttyymmnn > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 02/18/2016 at 12:17

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Yeah, you’re right, they do.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > ttyymmnn 02/18/2016 at 12:19

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It’s OPPO Day! All day long! This day every year from now until the end of time!

(I just made that up.)

ttyymmnn > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 02/18/2016 at 12:20

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I second that emotion.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn 02/18/2016 at 12:21

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When I am moderator, every day will be Crab Stuffed Flounder Day and people caught chewing gum will be caned.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 02/18/2016 at 12:22

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When I appoint you as my deputy moderator, you will be empowered authorized to declare Oppo Day whenever you like.

#DavDepMod

ttyymmnn > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 02/18/2016 at 12:23

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Just don’t get your stuffed flounder at Red Lobster.

http://news.health.com/2015/06/03/the…

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 02/18/2016 at 12:23

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I’m already the assistant to the assistant moderator.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 02/18/2016 at 12:24

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I will promote you.

Mercedes Streeter > ttyymmnn 02/18/2016 at 12:25

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I’m sure some people aren’t totally going to misinterpret this as “battery someone with a stuffed flounder while the wife drinks wine”

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 02/18/2016 at 12:25

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In fact, I am now doubling your salary, payable in Oppobucks.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Mercedes Streeter 02/18/2016 at 12:26

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I want you to be my deputy moderator in charge of all things Smart . And I’ll double your salary as well, also payable in Oppobucks.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > ttyymmnn 02/18/2016 at 12:27

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I’m willing to give OPPO a lifetime of devotion.

Jcarr > ttyymmnn 02/18/2016 at 12:37

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Svend > ttyymmnn 02/18/2016 at 13:21

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I’m okay with this, very much so.

Mercedes Streeter > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 02/18/2016 at 13:24

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I accept this position!!! Can I convert my Oppobucks into actual bucks? Like, the animal?

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 02/18/2016 at 13:35

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Have we entered a salary negotiation?

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 02/18/2016 at 13:37

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I’ve already got the corner office!

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/new-digs-17582…

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 02/18/2016 at 13:39

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You can keep that benefit, since I don’t have to pay for it.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 02/18/2016 at 13:47

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Well, thanks for that.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 02/18/2016 at 13:53

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I am a magnanimous moderator.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 02/18/2016 at 13:55

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Or you’d like to be, anyway!

Carl (@stuffcarlsays) > ttyymmnn 02/18/2016 at 15:28

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Oooohhh Amy Schumer... :)

ttyymmnn > Carl (@stuffcarlsays) 02/18/2016 at 15:33

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Indeed.

The Compromiser > ttyymmnn 02/18/2016 at 21:18

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Wait. You mean there are days that AREN’T drink wine day???